Stupid, by Russ

Why am I so freaking stupid?

It is not like I couldn't predict with almost absolute certainty what is going to happen! So what did I do? After playing video games with Jasper (and hanging up at a very reasonable time), I stayed up watching crappy TV. I would have saved brain cells by just getting myself liquored up.

Combine that with knowledge that Mr. B rises with the sun and it makes for a short nights sleep. Another interesting aside. As you know, we are potty training. I have had to encourage him to come and get me so he can use the potty (he still has some problems pulling down his pants).

Yes, he won't leave leave his room. Won't even open his door once I close it. This by itself has lead to accidents. He will just sit behind the door calling for me. If I'm vacuuming or outside for the moment and can't hear him. He will just piss himself. I don't get it.

So after the aside. I have to encourage him to leave his room, if he has to pee pee, and get me. Well this morning he does just that. A good hour before I'm used to getting up.

To recap. I stayed up too late watching stupid TV followed by Mr. B getting me up a solid hour before I usually would because I have given him permission to get me if he has to wizz. I suppose it is for the greater good, ultimately.